A duck walked into a bar an asked the bartender

You got any bread

The bartender said no we have no bread an where is your mask

You must wear a mask in here

The duck looks at the bartender an says

You got any bread

The bartender fuming says to the duck

Theres no bread an you need a mask when you come in here

The duck looks at the bartender an says

Do you have any bread

The bartender all red in the face says theres no bread here an if you ask me that one more time while not wearing a mask Im going to nail your beak to the bar

The duck moves in close to the bartender an says do you have any nails

The bartender says no we havent any nails

The duck says to the bartender

You got any bread