Who can remember all the old Aussie sayings from yesteryear .............lets have them nomads.
Like:
It goes off like a free keg at a Wharfies picnic.
or
As busy as a bricklayer in Baghdad.
Cheers Bob
A kangaroo loose in the top paddock.
A sandwich short of a picnic.
As popular as a pork chop in a Synagogue.
Handy as an ashtray on a motorbike.
As popular as a fart in church.
Or as my old man used to say.... If it has tits or wheels, you can't afford it.
..... If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.
-- Edited by valiant81 on Saturday 20th of March 2021 10:58:57 PM
As full as a State School Outhouse...........
Handy as a hip pocket on a singlet.......
Mad as a Cut Snake.....
Gundog wrote:As scarce as ro king horse $hit.
As scarce as ro king horse $hit.
Yeah Gundog, made me think of the other version....
As scarce as Hens Teeth
As flat as a $hit carters hat..
Flat out like a lizard drinkin.. Rob
Already been done.
Teo wrote:As camp as a row of tents-------------------------------------------------------------As Gay as a Gipsy Picnic
As camp as a row of tents
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As Gay as a Gipsy Picnic
Dry as a lime burners boot.
Slick as snot on a door knob.
As slippery as a butchers....block
Some ripper contributions there Nomads, keep em coming......
As smooth as an eight inch turd
Clarky 1 wrote:As slippery as a butchers....block
The one I know rhymes with block but starts with "C".
Possum3 wrote:Clarky 1 wrote:As slippery as a butchers....block The one I know rhymes with block but starts with "C".
Possum, the other clean version is
'Slippery as a butchers pencil'
Who can remember all the old Aussie sayings from yesteryear .............lets have them nomads.
Like:
It goes off like a free keg at a Wharfies picnic.
or
As busy as a bricklayer in Baghdad.
Cheers Bob
A kangaroo loose in the top paddock.
A sandwich short of a picnic.
A few fries short of a happy meal
Busier than a one legged man at an arse kicking contest
Fair suck of the sav
As popular as a pork chop in a Synagogue.
Handy as an ashtray on a motorbike.
As popular as a fart in church.
Or as my old man used to say.... If it has tits or wheels, you can't afford it.
..... If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.
-- Edited by valiant81 on Saturday 20th of March 2021 10:58:57 PM
-- Edited by valiant81 on Saturday 20th of March 2021 10:59:25 PM
As full as a State School Outhouse...........
Handy as a hip pocket on a singlet.......
Don't look at me, I am just the bunny
Mad as a Cut Snake.....
As camp as a row of tents
Wouldnt pull the skin off a rice custard.
Freeze the balls off a brass bed head. ( A couple of other versions of that one.)
Yeah Gundog, made me think of the other version....
As scarce as Hens Teeth
Cheers Bob
Rob.
As flat as a $hit carters hat..
Flat out like a lizard drinkin..
Rob
-- Edited by bentaxlebabe on Monday 22nd of March 2021 09:21:06 AM
Already been done.
-- Edited by Santa on Monday 22nd of March 2021 10:24:33 AM
As full as the last bus.
As full as a bulls bum goin up hill.
Dry as a lime burners boot.
Slick as snot on a door knob.
As slippery as a butchers....block
Some ripper contributions there Nomads, keep em coming......
As smooth as an eight inch turd
Cheers Bob
The one I know rhymes with block but starts with "C".
Possum, the other clean version is
'Slippery as a butchers pencil'