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Portrait.
Possum3 said
10:54 AM Mar 9, 2021
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a
diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a
Rolex watch."
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"Oy, don't I know it," she said. "My husband never buys me
anything! It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm
sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go
crazy looking for the jewelry."
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Wednesday 10th of March 2021 10:13:24 AM
Roy E said
02:16 PM Mar 9, 2021
Love it, Possum.
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Wednesday 10th of March 2021 10:13:24 AM