Bull Sale.
- Possum3 said06:42 PM Mar 3, 2021
- peter67 said11:55 AM Mar 14, 2021
My wife and i went to the beefy auction the other week at the Townsville Sales and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bull sale.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said 'this bull mated 50 times last year'.
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said 'he mated only 50 times last year', that's almost once a week.
We walked to the second pen which had another sign attached that said 'this bullock mated 150 times last year'.
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said~ wow!
That's more than twice a week! 'You could learn a lot from him'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said in capital letters,....
"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR".
My wife was so excited that she nearly broke my ribs and said 'that's once a day' 'you could REALLY LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS ONE'.
I looked over at her and said,
Look!, 'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow'.
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and i should eventually make a full recovery sometime in the new year!!!
Bwahaha !!