The girl had never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running to her mother, who lives downstairs.
Momma, Momma, she cries. I cant believe it! He has hair all over his chest! What should I do?
The mother is making spaghetti sauce. She stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, Hair on his chest? Hes your husband, its your wedding night, go back upstairs.
When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants. This sends her running back down to her mother again.
Momma, Momma! He has hair all over his legs! What should I do?
The mother stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, Hair on his legs? Hes your husband, its your wedding night, go back upstairs.
The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes and socks. She looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing. She goes crying back down the stairs.
Momma, Momma! Hes got a foot and a half! What should I do?
The mother hands her daughter the spoon and says, A foot and a half? Here, you stir the sauce. Ill go upstairs.
A sweet, innocent Italian girl gets married.
The girl had never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running to her mother, who lives downstairs.
Momma, Momma, she cries. I cant believe it! He has hair all over his chest! What should I do?
The mother is making spaghetti sauce. She stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, Hair on his chest? Hes your husband, its your wedding night, go back upstairs.
When the girl gets back upstairs, the man takes off his pants. This sends her running back down to her mother again.
Momma, Momma! He has hair all over his legs! What should I do?
The mother stirs the sauce thoughtfully and says, Hair on his legs? Hes your husband, its your wedding night, go back upstairs.
The girl goes back upstairs, and the man takes off his shoes and socks. She looks down and sees that half of one of his feet is missing. She goes crying back down the stairs.
Momma, Momma! Hes got a foot and a half! What should I do?
The mother hands her daughter the spoon and says, A foot and a half? Here, you stir the sauce. Ill go upstairs.