The Missus and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night. 

  "Did you smell that food, it smelled incredible?" she said. 

  Being the good Aussie bloke that I am, I thought :

  "Bugger it. I'll give her a treat !" 

So, we walked past it again!

That is what I would have done

I know that sometimes I am just too kind

But...

I am trying to mend my ways