Three old guys were sitting and talking about being old.
The first old man said "I'd give anything to have a good wee like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to wee, and then it's only a small dribble."
The second old man said "I'd give anything to have a good poo like I did when I was young. Every morning I sit and strain and strain until I can finally get something out."
The third old man said "Well, every morning at 5 I take a really good long wee. Then at 6 on the dot I do a poo.
The other two old men look at him and said "So what are you complaining about?"
Three old guys were sitting and talking about being old.
The first old man said "I'd give anything to have a good wee like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to wee, and then it's only a small dribble."
The second old man said "I'd give anything to have a good poo like I did when I was young. Every morning I sit and strain and strain until I can finally get something out."
The third old man said "Well, every morning at 5 I take a really good long wee. Then at 6 on the dot I do a poo.
The other two old men look at him and said "So what are you complaining about?"
The third old man says "I don't wake up until 8".