Paddy went down to his local for a pint, whilst there he ran into his mate Mick. After a while Mick said Hows the missus Paddy. Dead said Paddy "I murdered her. Of course Mick didnt believe him but after a while Paddy finally convinced Mick that he had actually killed his wife.
Come on he said I will take you home and show you were I buried her
So off they went and Paddy took Mick out to the backyard to show him where she was.
There she is said Paddy pointing to a recently dug up piece of dirt but the only thing Mick could see was an arse sticking up out of the ground.