A Stockmarket Yuppie crashed his BMW into a freight train.

When the ambulance and police arrived he was in a terrible state.

"Oh my God" he moaned.

Now stay calm said the ambo man

"Calm?? Look at my BMW! it's ruined" said the Yuppie.

But Sir, said the medico, you're very badly injured. Your legs are all smashed up.

Oh God, said the Yuppie, my Calvin Klein jeans! I just brought them, they're ruined.!!

But Sir, said the ambo man, don't you feel any pain? Your entire arm is missing.

"Bloody hell" said the Yuppie, " where is my Rolex?"

It's funny because it's accurate.