Really not meant to be a grinch, but.... for those of you who put Christmas lights / decorations in your garden: would you please avoid something that blinks RED and BLUE together?!?

Everytime I come around the corner I think it's the police and I'm having a f # %!*@ panic attack.

I need to brake hard, throw my wine out the window, put on my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down. Throwing out nitrous oxide and pushing the gun under my seat!! While I'm trying to drive.

It's just too much drama, even at Christmas.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.