Two drunk Irishmen:

Paddy; If I had two million dollars Mick, I'd be g'in ya one.

Mick; To be sure Paddy, ye're a genyrus fella.

Paddy; If I had two houses Mick, I'd be g'in ya one.

Mick; To be sure Paddy, ye're a genyrus fella.

Mick; If'n ya had two Bicycles Paddy, Would ya Gi me one?

Paddy; Now dat's mean of ya Mick - ya know I ave two Bicycles.