One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch:
She told the doctor her problem and he said.
"You have the crabs."
She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.
She went to another doctor and explained her
problem to him.
The doctor said. "You probably have the crabs."
"No." She said. "I am an eighty year old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.
She said. "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin.
It can not be the crabs."
The doctor said. "Jump on the table and let's have a look."
After examining the doctor proclaimed.
"Ma'am, your right, you do not have the crabs,
this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies."
Craig1 said
09:11 AM Dec 8, 2020
bit rough Poss
Santa said
08:31 AM Dec 9, 2020
Craig1 wrote:
bit rough Poss
I agree,the smut gets a little tedious after a while.
Grandad5 said
09:36 AM Dec 9, 2020
An upvote from me Possum.
(Just to balance things out a tad )
Jim
Possum3 said
11:18 AM Dec 9, 2020
I attempted to withdraw it (to keep the peace), after first comment but unable to edit it off - Basically, for those that believe my posts tasteless; I suppose you shouldn't open them.
It may be that I have a warped sense of humour.
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1The quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.
his tales are full of humour
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1.1The ability to express humour or amuse other people.
their inimitable brand of humour
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2A mood or state of mind.
her good humour vanished
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rgren2 said
11:29 AM Dec 9, 2020
Takes a bit to offend me with a joke, thats what they are, jokes.
fwdoz said
04:23 PM Dec 9, 2020
You cant please all of the people all of the time Possum.
Read it & if you dont like it, so be it & move on. The problem these days is everyone is offended by something.
Different people like different humour. Possum certainly does cover a broad range, so you are bound to see some you dont think funny, then pi$$ yourself laughing at others.
Thats my 50 cents worth
dogbox said
07:28 PM Dec 9, 2020
they can close one eye if they are offended
fwdoz said
07:38 PM Dec 9, 2020
If they close one eye, it minimises their dramatic effect
Mike Harding said
03:59 AM Dec 10, 2020
I'm pretty cool about all humour but some are less so... maybe put (Naughty) or similar at the beginning of the subject line to warn the easily offended?
Lily2018 said
09:26 AM Dec 10, 2020
I enjoy a good many of your jokes Possum but ones like this simply miss the mark for me. I much prefer your witty, ironic ones. Cheers for keeping posting.
I agree,the smut gets a little tedious after a while.
(Just to balance things out a tad )
Jim
It may be that I have a warped sense of humour.
(NOUN
mass noun
1The quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.
his tales are full of humour
More example sentencesSynonyms
1.1The ability to express humour or amuse other people.
their inimitable brand of humour
More example sentencesSynonyms
2A mood or state of mind.
her good humour vanished
More example sentencesSynonyms
2.1archaic count noun An inclination or whim.
and have you really burnt all your Plays to please a Humour?
More example sentencesSynonyms,
Read it & if you dont like it, so be it & move on. The problem these days is everyone is offended by something.
Different people like different humour. Possum certainly does cover a broad range, so you are bound to see some you dont think funny, then pi$$ yourself laughing at others.
Thats my 50 cents worth
I'm pretty cool about all humour but some are less so... maybe put (Naughty) or similar at the beginning of the subject line to warn the easily offended?