An old man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day,
when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field:
Getting over his initial shock he said to himself. "Ah,young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers. Cest magnifique!" And he continued to watch, remembering the good old days that hed once enjoyed.
Suddenly he gasped and said. "Mais. Sacre bleu! Ze woman she is dead!" Before heading off as fast as he could to the town to tell Jean, the police chief.
He arrived at the Police Station, out of breath, and shouted. "JeanJeanzere is zis man, zis woman naked in farmer Gastons field making love."
The police chief smiled and said. "Come, come, Henri you are not so old, remember ze young love, ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers? Ah,Lamour! Zis is OK."
"Mais non! You do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!
Upon hearing this, Jean, leapt up from his seat, rushed out of the station, jumped on his push-bike, pedalled down to the field, confirmed Henris story and pedalled all the way back (non-stop) to call the doctor.
He picked up the telephone and screamed.
"Pierre, Pierre, this is Jean, I was in Gastons field; zere is a young couple naked having sex."
To which Pierre replied. "Jean, I am a man of science. You must remember, its spring, ze air, ze flowers, Ah, Lamour! Zis is very natural."
Jean, still out of breath, grasped in reply. "NON, you do not understand; ze woman, she is dead!"
Hearing this, Pierre exclaimed. "Mon dieu." He grabbed his black medicine bag, stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope and other tools, jumped in his car and drove like a madman down to Gastons field.
After carefully examining the participants he drove calmly back to Henri and Jean, who were waiting at the station.
When he got there, went inside, smiled patiently and said......
"Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead, she is British."
travelyounger said
09:37 AM Dec 2, 2020
Love your jokes you must have a lot of time on your hands
Cheers
Possum3 said
10:19 AM Dec 2, 2020
travelyounger wrote:
you must have a lot of time on your hands
Can't just sit under the awning watching people reversing caravans - Now that's what Just Joking should be about.
Mike Harding said
01:09 PM Dec 2, 2020
I first heard this (a variation on the theme) about 40 years ago when living in Rome; my English wife was not very amused nor our English women friends in the ex. pat. community but the Europeans, men and women, loved it - it's not exactly true but, like most, jokes is based upon a partly solid foundation :)
Craig1 said
04:35 PM Dec 2, 2020
That one caused a lot of problems for spell check in email, thanks mate
Can't just sit under the awning watching people reversing caravans - Now that's what Just Joking should be about.
I first heard this (a variation on the theme) about 40 years ago when living in Rome; my English wife was not very amused nor our English women friends in the ex. pat. community but the Europeans, men and women, loved it - it's not exactly true but, like most, jokes is based upon a partly solid foundation :)