Soon a local crofter pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The crofter guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

A week later, the same crofter , along with his brother, Hamish, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said,"Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.

As they were driving away, the crofter said to his brother, "I hink at game is rigged, and he disna really give away free sex."

Hamish replied, "No it ain't, Billy. It is correct mither got free sex e last four times she filled e landrover