A wealthy art collector gets a call from his lawyer, " Saul I have some good news and some bad" "Well lets have the good news first I've hassd a bad day".

"Your wife rang me and she has bought a couple of pictures for $5000 dollars that she thinks could be worth 10 million".

"Thats great news she has always had an eye for a bargain, what's the bad news?"

"They are of you and your secretary".