My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days".
The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms".
The pharmacist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days".
The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs, either.
If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer".
The pharmacist says "Stay off your bicycle for a week".
fwdoz said
04:53 PM Oct 19, 2020
Good to see you back Possum. Have missed your gags
Craig1 said
05:15 PM Oct 19, 2020
X2
2weis said
05:28 PM Oct 19, 2020
X3
Tony Bev said
08:33 PM Oct 19, 2020
X4
Possum3 said
07:01 AM Oct 20, 2020
fwdoz wrote:
Good to see you back Possum. Have missed your gags
Only temporarily - We are trying to read occasionally but very difficult to copy and post. NBN has stuffed up accessing PC remotely.
WAssa41 said
08:23 AM Oct 20, 2020
Nice to see you back with us. The guys at the mens shed were missing your jokes at smoko.
Only temporarily - We are trying to read occasionally but very difficult to copy and post. NBN has stuffed up accessing PC remotely.
Nice to see you back with us. The guys at the mens shed were missing your jokes at smoko.
Wassa