There was a young man from Cape Horne,
Who wished he had never been born,
He woudn't have been,
If his daddy had seen,
That the end of his condom was torn.
Anon. (I would want to be anonymous if I'd written that)
There was a young man from Cape Horne,
Who wished he had never been born,
He woudn't have been,
If his daddy had seen,
That the end of his condom was torn.
Anon. (I would want to be anonymous if I'd written that)