A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.
Donald replied, Well, then just give me my money back. The farmer said, Cant do that. I went and spent it already.Donald said, Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.
The farmer asked, What ya gonna do with him? Donald said, Im going to raffle him off.The farmer said, You cant raffle off a dead horse! Donald said, Sure I can, Watch me. I just wont tell anybody hes dead.A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, What happened with that dead horse?
Donald said, I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.
The farmer said, Didnt anyone complain?
Donald said, Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.
The dead horse
A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.
Donald replied, Well, then just give me my money back.
The farmer said, Cant do that. I went and spent it already.Donald said, Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.
The farmer asked, What ya gonna do with him?
Donald said, Im going to raffle him off.The farmer said, You cant raffle off a dead horse!
Donald said, Sure I can, Watch me. I just wont tell anybody hes dead.A month Later, the farmer met up with Donald and asked, What happened with that dead horse?
Donald said, I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.
The farmer said, Didnt anyone complain?
Donald said, Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.
Donald has moved into the White House.