A Buddhist, a Christian & Bob Hawk had a meeting with God.

God told them to go back to your people and tell them the world is going to end.

The Buddhist went back and told the people, I have some bad news and some even worse news.

There is a God and the world is going to end.

The Christian went back and told the people, I have some good news and some bad news.

There is a God but the world is going to end.

Bob Hawk returned and told the people, I have some great news and some even better news.

There is a God and by 1990 no child will live in poverty.