There is a convention of Doctors from all over the world arguing over who is the most advanced.
An Israeli doctor says: In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.
A German doctor says: Thats nothing, in Germany, we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks hes looking for work.
The Russian doctor says: In Russia we took half a heart from a man, put it in anothers chest, and in 3 weeks he is looking for work.
The Australian doctor is pissing himself laughing. You are all behind us, in Australia we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him Premier of Victoria. Now the whole state is looking for work!!
Brownie2 said
08:39 AM Sep 14, 2020
Not Funny! As a Victorian, I am proud of what Daniel Andrews is doing.
Teo said
09:22 AM Sep 14, 2020
First time I heard that joke, John Howards name was used.
What goes around comes around.
Grandad5 said
09:58 AM Sep 14, 2020
Brownie2 wrote:
Not Funny! As a Victorian, I am proud of what Daniel Andrews is doing.
I agree, and so does 70% of Victorians according to his current approval rating.
Jim
dogbox said
10:45 AM Sep 14, 2020
it's a joke joyce!!
Santa said
01:07 PM Sep 14, 2020
Brownie2 wrote:
As a Victorian, I am proud of what Daniel Andrews is doing.
Crikey! there's a sentence that speaks volumes.
Mike Harding said
02:08 PM Sep 14, 2020
Brownie2 wrote:
Not Funny! As a Victorian, I am proud of what Daniel Andrews is doing.
At least that guarantees him two votes at the next election... well... providing he votes for himself of course... although I guess that's not guaranteed....
Plain Truth said
04:03 PM Sep 14, 2020
Mike Harding wrote:
Brownie2 wrote:
Not Funny! As a Victorian, I am proud of what Daniel Andrews is doing.
At least that guarantees him two votes at the next election... well... providing he votes for himself of course... although I guess that's not guaranteed....
Sadly some people can't tell a joke from reality
drewster said
09:04 PM Sep 15, 2020
Bob I'm sick of your anti Dan Andrews posts disguised as jokes. Obviously you have a problem with him. Give it a rest.
Mike Harding said
05:58 AM Sep 16, 2020
Is the rumour true that anti Dan Andrews jokes are going to be banned under the health directive as they are inciting people to question Mr Andrews' covid 19 regime?
jebs said
08:39 AM Sep 16, 2020
Maybe some people need to stop reading the Just Joking Forum
Santa said
10:41 AM Sep 16, 2020
drewster wrote:
Obviously you have a problem with him. Give it a rest.
I suspect it's Victoria as a whole that has a problem with chairman Dan.
There is a convention of Doctors from all over the world arguing over who is the most advanced.
An Israeli doctor says: In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.
A German doctor says: Thats nothing, in Germany, we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks hes looking for work.
The Russian doctor says: In Russia we took half a heart from a man, put it in anothers chest, and in 3 weeks he is looking for work.
The Australian doctor is pissing himself laughing. You are all behind us, in Australia we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him Premier of Victoria. Now the whole state is looking for work!!
Not Funny!
As a Victorian, I am proud of what Daniel Andrews is doing.
What goes around comes around.
I agree, and so does 70% of Victorians according to his current approval rating.
Jim
Crikey! there's a sentence that speaks volumes.
At least that guarantees him two votes at the next election... well... providing he votes for himself of course... although I guess that's not guaranteed....
Is the rumour true that anti Dan Andrews jokes are going to be banned under the health directive as they are inciting people to question Mr Andrews' covid 19 regime?
I suspect it's Victoria as a whole that has a problem with chairman Dan.
Even cartoonist Mark Knight is all over it. It's a joke forum, end of story. You either laugh at them, or you dont find it funny. Simple.
If you dont like my jokes, then skip past them.