The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
~ Prince Philip...
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
~ Harrison Ford...
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Spike Milligan...
The best cure for Sea Sickness is to sit under a tree.
~ Jean Rostand...
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just ashappy as when I had 48 million.
~ WH Auden...
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ Johnny Carson...
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
~ Jimmy Durante...
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
~ George Roberts..
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ Jonathan Winters...
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
~ Robert Benchley...
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
~ John Glenn...
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocketwas supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ David Letterman...
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
~ Howard Hughes...
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I'm a billionaire.
~ Old Italian proverb...
After a game of chess, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
PphPhilosophers Of the 20th Century ...
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
The best cure for Sea Sickness is to sit under a tree.
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I'm a billionaire.
After a game of chess, the King and the pawn go into the same box.