The average man, at a certain age, will stop growing
Third law of averages
The average man, at a certain age, will revert to being a boy
I must be at the third law of averages stage, as I have stopped growing upwards, and am now growing outwards
Possum3 said
08:30 AM Aug 13, 2020
Tony, it is unfortunate; That you, I, perhaps many others suffer from your observation but; my observance around the land is that most old codgers tend to be on the skinny side despite them guzzelling meat pies at every bakery - BBQ red meat every night - quaffing copious amounts of amber fluids. Additionally they seem to travel with pastry chef Missuses that can throw out a roast lamb and scones within three minutes of pitching camp.
The above being the case, I believe you will have to withdraw your proposed draft of the "Law".
First law of averages
The average boy, is always growing
Second law of averages
The average man, at a certain age, will stop growing
Third law of averages
The average man, at a certain age, will revert to being a boy
I must be at the third law of averages stage, as I have stopped growing upwards, and am now growing outwards
The above being the case, I believe you will have to withdraw your proposed draft of the "Law".