One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer". The bartender asked the man "What's wrong? Why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So what's wrong with that"? The man said "Well the month is up tonight".
Tony Bev said
03:51 PM Aug 8, 2020
That was a good one Bob, I think that I may know that man
Here is a copy, of what he sent to a few of his friends, about a month ago
Last night I turned down a private booking from a woman who was clearly drunk She wanted me to take her and her friends home, and offered payment in kind I explained I couldn't / wouldn't accept the booking, or the terms for payment, and advised her to get a bus home, or to make a legitimate booking Has anyone else ever refused to pick their missus up, from a night out, and how long can I expect to have to do my own washing ironing cooking etc for Any advice appreciated thank you.
fwdoz said
03:53 PM Aug 8, 2020
Last time the wife came home drunk, I made her sleep in the other room because she snores so loudly. She managed to redecorate the wall a different colour
fwdoz said
03:55 PM Aug 8, 2020
Tony Bev wrote:
That was a good one Bob, I think that I may know that man
Here is a copy, of what he sent to a few of his friends, about a month ago
how long can I expect to have to do my own washing ironing cooking etc for Any advice appreciated thank you.
Washing I do not mind doing & cooking I love, but I detest ironing!
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer". The bartender asked the man "What's wrong? Why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So what's wrong with that"? The man said "Well the month is up tonight".
That was a good one Bob, I think that I may know that man
Here is a copy, of what he sent to a few of his friends, about a month ago 
Last night I turned down a private booking from a woman who was clearly drunk
She wanted me to take her and her friends home, and offered payment in kind
I explained I couldn't / wouldn't accept the booking, or the terms for payment, and advised her to get a bus home, or to make a legitimate booking
Has anyone else ever refused to pick their missus up, from a night out, and how long can I expect to have to do my own washing ironing cooking etc for
Any advice appreciated thank you.
Last time the wife came home drunk, I made her sleep in the other room because she snores so loudly. She managed to redecorate the wall a different colour
Washing I do not mind doing & cooking I love, but I detest ironing!