After Quasimodo's death, the Archbishop of Paris at the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.
The Archbishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin what he thought would be a long screening process.
After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day and would offer prayers for more success the next day.
Just then, an armless man approached him and falling flat on his face announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous.
'But man you have no arms !'
'No matter,' said the man. 'Observe my technique!'
And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the massive carillon. The Archbishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo.
But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the final bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.
The stunned Archbishop rushed down the two hundred and ninety five steps of the bell tower. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the disfiggered fallen figure. They had been drawn to the Cathedral, by the beautiful music they had heard only moment before from the melodious bells.
They silently parted to let the Archbishop through and one of them asked,
'Archbishop, who was this man ?'..
'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied,
' BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL'
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The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the Archbishop continued his interviews for the new bell ringer of Notre Dame Cathedral.
The first man to approach him said, 'Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday.
I pray that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty.'
The Archbishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died before he hit the floor.
Two monks who were saying their Mattins, hearing the Archbishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.
'What has happened ? Who is this man ?' the first monk asked breathlessly.
'I don't know his name,' sighed the distraught bishop, 'but....'
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'HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER.'
erad said
09:33 PM Aug 3, 2020
What you didn't know about Quasimodo was that it was a very long way up to the bell tower, and of course a long way down as well. So rather than struggle down and then back up at lunchtime, he used to lake his lunch (mainly sandwiches) with him. But climbing up the stairs one handed whilst carrying his lunch was very difficult, so he put it into a small sack over his left shoulder. That is why they called him the Lunchback of Notre Dame...
Craig1 said
09:41 PM Aug 3, 2020
So, if he had chicken sangers, he could have been " the swan dive " of notre damm
After Quasimodo's death, the Archbishop of Paris at the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.
The Archbishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin what he thought would be a long screening process.
After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day and would offer prayers for more success the next day.
Just then, an armless man approached him and falling flat on his face announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous.
'But man you have no arms !'
'No matter,' said the man. 'Observe my technique!'
And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the massive carillon.
The Archbishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo.
But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the final bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.
The stunned Archbishop rushed down the two hundred and ninety five steps of the bell tower. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the disfiggered fallen figure. They had been drawn to the Cathedral, by the beautiful music they had heard only moment before from the melodious bells.
They silently parted to let the Archbishop through and one of them asked,
'Archbishop, who was this man ?'..
'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied,
' BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL'
WAIT ! WAIT ! There's more
The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the Archbishop continued his interviews for the new bell ringer of Notre Dame Cathedral.
The first man to approach him said, 'Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday.
I pray that you honour his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty.'
The Archbishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died before he hit the floor.
Two monks who were saying their Mattins, hearing the Archbishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side.
'What has happened ? Who is this man ?' the first monk asked breathlessly.
'I don't know his name,' sighed the distraught bishop, 'but....'
Scroll down if you dare!!!!!!!!
'HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER.'