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Possum3 said
01:09 PM Jul 24, 2020
Q:
Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A:
Try a bookstore, under
"Fiction".
Q:
What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A:
Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
live.
Q:
How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A:
Tell him you're
pregnant.
Q:
How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A:
Take off your
glasses.
Q:
Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
& all those wrinkles on my face?
A:
Go bra-less. It will usually pull them
out.
Q:
Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A:
Valets don't forget where they park your
car.
Q:
Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A:
Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q:
As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:
Yes, but usually in the
afternoon.
Q:
Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?
A:
On their
foreheads.
Q:
What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:
"Gosh, I remember
these!"
-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 24th of July 2020 01:10:17 PM
jade46 said
03:03 PM Jul 24, 2020
"Gosh, I remember these!" Went to the National Museum of Australia in Canberra and on display is a malted milk machine with the aluminium containers.
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younger women who are interested in them?
"Fiction".
through menopause?
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
over-70 year-old husband?
pregnant.
elderly wrinkles?
glasses.
& all those wrinkles on my face?
parking?
car.
problems with short term memory storage?
is the problem.
afternoon.
glasses?
foreheads.
year olds when they enter antique stores?
these!"
-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 24th of July 2020 01:10:17 PM