Following on from the Washington Redskins agreeing to relinquish the word Redskins from their title the Collingwood Football Club will delete Magpies from all nomenclature.
This follows representation from Australian BLM that a Magpie is an indigenous bird and it is therefore disrespectful to include this title into an AFL Team name.
Further that as we know that anyone of any indigenous extraction denies any part of being white, the Black stripes will also be deleted from the Collingwood guernsey. The Black stripes will be replaced by the colour PUCE.
As they can no longer be known as the Magpies, the new Nick Name will be Collingwood Sux .
This could possibly cause some issues with the Gay & Lesbian Dyson Community, but we will vigorously defend this new name.
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COLLINGWOOD PRESS RELEASE
Following on from the Washington Redskins agreeing to relinquish the word Redskins from their title the Collingwood Football Club will delete Magpies from all nomenclature.
This follows representation from Australian BLM that a Magpie is an indigenous bird and it is therefore disrespectful to include this title into an AFL Team name.
Further that as we know that anyone of any indigenous extraction denies any part of being white, the Black stripes will also be deleted from the Collingwood guernsey. The Black stripes will be replaced by the colour PUCE.
As they can no longer be known as the Magpies, the new Nick Name will be Collingwood Sux .
This could possibly cause some issues with the Gay & Lesbian Dyson Community, but we will vigorously defend this new name.
E McGuire President