Little johnny arrived at school late,
Teacher, whats your excuse this time,
Johnny, my donkey got a broom handle stuck up it arse
Teacher, its RECTUM
Johnny, RECTUM it nearly bloody well killed him
Little johnny arrived at school late,
Teacher, whats your excuse this time,
Johnny, my donkey got a broom handle stuck up it arse
Teacher, its RECTUM
Johnny, RECTUM it nearly bloody well killed him