A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wifes golf ball, stuck right in the middle of the cows butt!
Thats when I made my mistake.
What did you do? asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife:
Hey, this looks like yours!'
with 3500 odd post im not surprised he repeats himself occasionally i find it easier to smile than moan about a repeat Brian
Giggleswick wrote:Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Just Joking forum Possum3 is back - fair dinkum talk about recycled jokes
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Just Joking forum Possum3 is back - fair dinkum talk about recycled jokes
How about you contribute instead of criticising.
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wifes golf ball, stuck right in the middle of the cows butt!
Thats when I made my mistake.
What did you do? asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife:
Hey, this looks like yours!'
with 3500 odd post im not surprised he repeats himself occasionally
i find it easier to smile than moan about a repeat
Brian
-- Edited by 2weis on Wednesday 20th of May 2020 06:22:21 PM
How about you contribute instead of criticising.