Long time not being here - Best Joke I have seen for a while 😂
Joker said
08:31 AM May 12, 2020
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100. The American diplomats go into a corner for a few minutes. They tell to the undertaker they want Trump shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled. Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? A diplomat replies: Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.
ERI LI said
05:37 PM May 12, 2020
I kicked myself out a Religious boarding school,cos I couldn't wait..6 weeks I lasted with Boring nuns,& got a job
-- Edited by ERI LI on Tuesday 12th of May 2020 05:42:29 PM
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the American diplomats accompanying him, You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100. The American diplomats go into a corner for a few minutes. They tell to the undertaker they want Trump shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled. Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? A diplomat replies: Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.
-- Edited by ERI LI on Tuesday 12th of May 2020 05:42:29 PM