One night, a daughter brought her boyfriend home to meet her parents. Upon first sight, the parents were astounded and appalled by his appearance - leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and a pierced nose (and tongue they found out later at dinner).

At a discreet time, the parents pulled their daughter aside and diplomatically told Candi,

 "We are not sure about him, he doesn't seem very nice."

"Oh please, Mom," replied the blonde daughter, "if he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"