This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth.
He spoke to his toes. *"Hello toes.",* he said. *"How are you ?*You know, you are 92 today.*
*Oh, the times we've had !* *Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon.*
*The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday toes !"*
*"Hello, knees"*, he continued. *"How are you ? You know you're 92 today.. Oh, the times we've had !*
*Remember when we marched in the parade ?* *Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees."*
Then, he looked down at his crotch. *"Hello Willie ! You little Prick.
Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 92."*
This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth.
He spoke to his toes. *"Hello toes.",* he said. *"How are you ?*You know, you are 92 today.*
*Oh, the times we've had !* *Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon.*
*The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday toes !"*
*"Hello, knees"*, he continued. *"How are you ? You know you're 92 today.. Oh, the times we've had !*
*Remember when we marched in the parade ?* *Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees."*
Then, he looked down at his crotch. *"Hello Willie ! You little Prick.
Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 92."*