A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter And suffocates the fleas.
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A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song.
A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while.
A fart can occur in a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. . From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true. We must never forget... Sweet old farts like you!
A fart it is a pleasant thing,
...It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known To sound like a song.
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.
A fart can occur in a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true.
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!