A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday...

 "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs."

 I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....."

 The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!"

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face.

"See this f*cking badge?! This badge means I'm allowed to go wherever I wish...

On any land! No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?!"

 I nodded politely, apologized and went about my chores.

A short time later, I heard screaming, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life being chased by my big, old, mean bull.

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he sure enough would get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

 I threw down my tools, ran for the fence, and yelled at the top of my lungs...

 "Your badge! Show him your f*cking BADGE!!"