Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Judy, says, Where in theHell have you been?
Larry replies, I was out getting a tattoo.
A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get?
I got 2 x $50 notes on my penis, he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disdain.
Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollars tattooed on hisPrivates?
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here atHome and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
Larry is recovering in Ward 23
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Judy, says, Where in the
Hell have you been?
Larry replies, I was out getting a tattoo.
A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get?
I got 2 x $50 notes on my penis, he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disdain.
Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollars tattooed on his
Privates?
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
Home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
Larry is recovering in Ward 23