On the farm lived a chicken and a horse who loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into some quicksand and began to sink.

Scared for is life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help. Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.

Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmers new Z-3 series BMW.

Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friends life.

Back in the quicksand, the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmers car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon he too began to sink, crying out to the horse to save his life.

The horse thought a moment, then walked over and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his thing and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? When youre hung like a horse, you dont need a BMW to pick up chicks.