Well, I'm at the emergency room . This day has kinda taken a turn for the worst. I got the chance to go horse back riding, something I haven't done in a while.
Big mistake. I got on the horse and started out slowly, but I got C0cky. So we started going a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.
And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn't stop him, he must have gotten spooked or something.
He was out of control, so I decided to try to jump off the horse, and instead, I fell off, but as I was falling, my foot got caught in the stirrup , so the horse was dragging me. And he wouldn't stop.
Every time I screamed at him to stop, the horse went faster.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine.
But he had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't attempt to ride it again
-- Edited by Possum3 on Thursday 2nd of May 2019 11:31:04 AM
ballast2 said
08:24 PM May 2, 2019
Sorry Possum3. Not funny and in wrong area.
Cheers.
Santa said
08:49 AM May 3, 2019
I agree, Possum 3 has mistaken this for the joke forum a few times recently, not the place.
Blues Man said
08:51 AM May 4, 2019
Had a friend who died that way . Horse got spooked Terry fell off but his foot got caught in stirrup iron ,the rest is history.
grahos said
08:21 PM Jun 27, 2019
Last time (55 years ago) I was on a horse the ground came up and hit me!!!!!
Well, I'm at the emergency room . This day has kinda taken a turn for the worst. I got the chance to go horse back riding, something I haven't done in a while.
Big mistake. I got on the horse and started out slowly, but I got C0cky. So we started going a little faster and before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.
And when I tried to stop the horse, I couldn't stop him, he must have gotten spooked or something.
He was out of control, so I decided to try to jump off the horse, and instead, I fell off, but as I was falling, my foot got caught in the stirrup , so the horse was dragging me. And he wouldn't stop.
Every time I screamed at him to stop, the horse went faster.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine.
But he had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't attempt to ride it again
-- Edited by Possum3 on Thursday 2nd of May 2019 11:31:04 AM
Cheers.
I agree, Possum 3 has mistaken this for the joke forum a few times recently, not the place.
Had a friend who died that way . Horse got spooked Terry fell off but his foot got caught in stirrup iron ,the rest is history.
Well I thought it was funny!
Avoid the nags, flipping dangerous things.