Julia Gillard touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.
Suddenly, a cow walks out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
You get out and check - you were driving.
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. ...
You were driving; go and tell the farmer, says Julia.
Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered,hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
My god, what happened to you? asks Julia.
The chauffeur replies: When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky,
the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.
What on earth did you say? asks Julia.
I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them:
I'm Julia Gillard's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow