A tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at a farmhouse to ask if he could be stay there for the night.

Well, were mighty crowded since theres already someone in the spare room, replied the farmer. But I guess you can stay if you dont mind sharing the bed with a tall blonde.

The tourist puffed out his chest and replied, Thats fine by me and in case youre worried, I want you to know Im a gentleman.

Well, mused the farmer, as far as I can tell, so is the tall blonde.