Everyone  seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism'  these days. 
   
A customer asked, "In  what aisle could I find the  Guinness?"   
The shop assistant  asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly  offended, says, "Yes  I am.  But let me ask you  something,
If  I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask  me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for  German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was  German?
Or  if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me  if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a  Taco, would you ask if I was  Mexican? 
Or if I asked for  Polish sausage, would you ask if I was  Polish?"

The  shop assistant says,  "No, I probably wouldn't."  
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for  Guinness, why did you ask me if I'm  Irish?"  
The  clerk replied, "Because you're in  Bunnings'."