A husband and wife are flying to Australia for a two week holiday to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
Suddenly, the captain announces: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.
"Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later, the husband turns to his wife and asks: "Did we pay that $5,000 check we owed yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
The husband, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks: "Did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! Im sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me," she begs. "I didnt send that one, either."
The husband grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
A husband and wife are flying to Australia for a two week holiday to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.
Suddenly, the captain announces: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.
"Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later, the husband turns to his wife and asks: "Did we pay that $5,000 check we owed yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
The husband, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks: "Did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! Im sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me," she begs. "I didnt send that one, either."
The husband grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
She pulls away and asks him: "What was that for?"
He answers: "Theyll find us!"