A woman walks into a fancy and very expensive jewellery store.
She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond necklace. Curious, she walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to take a closer look, she accidentally and unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously and hopes that no one noticed or heard her little accident.
She turns around and to her horror, the salesman is standing right behind her.
The woman tries not to panic as the salesman begins talking to her.
Good day to you, madam, he says. How can we help you today?
Convinced that the salesman didnt hear her break wind, she asks him how much the diamond necklace is.
Madam, let me just say that if the sight of it made you fart, youll probably crap yourself when I tell you the price.
A woman walks into a fancy and very expensive jewellery store.
She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond necklace. Curious, she walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to take a closer look, she accidentally and unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously and hopes that no one noticed or heard her little accident.
She turns around and to her horror, the salesman is standing right behind her.
The woman tries not to panic as the salesman begins talking to her.
Good day to you, madam, he says. How can we help you today?
Convinced that the salesman didnt hear her break wind, she asks him how much the diamond necklace is.
Madam, let me just say that if the sight of it made you fart, youll probably crap yourself when I tell you the price.