Centerlink just run up ,told us that we got an increase , press 1 , yeah good one , cheers
brickies said
12:12 PM Jun 1, 2018
Well thats a change from Telstra ringing , One day it could be someone who is legit and I had already hung up on them .
ballast2 said
12:29 PM Jun 1, 2018
Got one as well. Pretty good as I don't get anything from Centerlink.
Desert Dweller said
01:27 PM Jun 1, 2018
I sometimes play silly buggers when I know that my wife is going to ring me.
I usually pick up the phone & say ''JOE'S PIZZA''. Obviously she knows it's me.
The other day I was expecting a call from her & I answered ''JOE'S PIZZA''.
It wasn't her, it was from an overseas call center, Pakistan or India or something similar.
The guy on the other end got upset because I assured him that he'd rung ''JOE'S PIZZA'' & what would he like to order?
He got really upset & called me a f**king idiot.
I told him that we didn't do Tandoori Chicken Pizzas & he hung up on me.
Gaylehere said
02:52 PM Jun 1, 2018
I'm sorry DD. You work for the wrong company. It's Kelly's Wood Yard. LOL.
brickies said
05:05 PM Jun 1, 2018
Kelly's wood yard log speaking.
Kaid said
06:10 PM Jun 1, 2018
I say "Hello, Golden Hands Massage Parlour"
Boy, have I had some stunned people on the end of the line hahaha
fwdoz said
06:27 PM Jun 1, 2018
My brother used to answer the phone with either Hop Sing Chinese Restaurant or Alfred James Funeral Directors
JA2340 said
07:45 PM Jun 1, 2018
fwdoz wrote:
My brother used to answer the phone with either Hop Sing Chinese Restaurant or Alfred James Funeral Directors
I've heard that these two businesses are, in fact, one and the same!
fwdoz said
07:49 PM Jun 1, 2018
JA2340 wrote:
fwdoz wrote:
My brother used to answer the phone with either Hop Sing Chinese Restaurant or Alfred James Funeral Directors
I've heard that these two businesses are, in fact, one and the same!
When we visited Tassie, the wife & I pissed ourselves laughing as we walked past a Hop Sing Chinese Restaurant. Photographed it & sent it to my brother. Never thought one existed.
Maybe they are the same for cat funerals
Craig1 said
08:21 PM Jun 1, 2018
Slab 13, Albury Morgue, got the last " Pr..ck " hanging up in a hurry
PeterD said
12:59 AM Jun 2, 2018
Gaylehere wrote:
I'm sorry DD. You work for the wrong company. It's Kelly's Wood Yard. LOL.
I haven't heard that one for years. It was all the go 60 years ago.
JA2340 said
08:10 PM Jun 2, 2018
A work, when the internal phone rang, we used to answer with "Department of chips and shavings" - worked in a school's Industrial Arts department.
Science used to answer "Department of smells and bangs", Geography guys were the "Department of colouring in".
Good old days, when you could have a laugh at your own expense!
Centerlink just run up ,told us that we got an increase , press 1 , yeah good one , cheers
I sometimes play silly buggers when I know that my wife is going to ring me.
I usually pick up the phone & say ''JOE'S PIZZA''. Obviously she knows it's me.
The other day I was expecting a call from her & I answered ''JOE'S PIZZA''.
It wasn't her, it was from an overseas call center, Pakistan or India or something similar.
The guy on the other end got upset because I assured him that he'd rung ''JOE'S PIZZA'' & what would he like to order?
He got really upset & called me a f**king idiot.
I told him that we didn't do Tandoori Chicken Pizzas & he hung up on me.
Boy, have I had some stunned people on the end of the line hahaha
My brother used to answer the phone with either Hop Sing Chinese Restaurant or Alfred James Funeral Directors
I've heard that these two businesses are, in fact, one and the same!
When we visited Tassie, the wife & I pissed ourselves laughing as we walked past a Hop Sing Chinese Restaurant. Photographed it & sent it to my brother. Never thought one existed.
Maybe they are the same for cat funerals
I haven't heard that one for years. It was all the go 60 years ago.
Science used to answer "Department of smells and bangs", Geography guys were the "Department of colouring in".
Good old days, when you could have a laugh at your own expense!