Edit....forgot to say, like ya new AV Woody. Ya blocked the road though
-- Edited by Dougwe on Tuesday 10th of April 2018 07:45:34 AM
Leo said
09:26 AM Apr 10, 2018
Such womanly sweet regard for his non-productive scalp follicles.
How cute and whimsical would it be too, to reflect that with every tick of the biological clock the number of primordial follicles in the ovary decreases from childhood, eventually rendering her infertile? Like sand through the hourglass, only gathering pace...
Being hirsute myself one should of course be s******ing [a PC policed 'n' word? OK, make that 'snickering'] at other men's misfortune. Just as women who had their children early, or were fortunate enough to be fertile longer, must be laughing uproariously at the childless careerist women who slow as they pass the infants section in David Jones, 'But I never wanted any, so there!' (even funnier!).
Is there a satire emoji anywhere? Or one for sailing close to the wind?
-- Edited by Leo on Tuesday 10th of April 2018 09:35:29 AM
Desert Dweller said
12:01 PM Apr 10, 2018
We have a friend that keeps saying to his wife ''you don't look like woman I married''.
He forgets that he had hair back then, but now he's totally bald.
rockylizard said
03:26 PM Apr 10, 2018
Gday...
do people REALLY only marry based on physical appearance?
There are other attributes that do suffer the passage of time.
Cheers - John
Ron-D said
03:36 PM Apr 10, 2018
rockylizard wrote:
Gday...
do people REALLY only marry based on physical appearance?
There are other attributes that do suffer the passage of time.
Cheers - John
I think it plays an important roll in the beginning but as time rolls on it does not mean much,how you get on with each other is what really matters..
fwdoz said
04:36 PM Apr 10, 2018
The longer my wife & I have been together, it just keeps getting better. We were complete opposites but nowadays meet in the middle, because I have become more like her & she has become more like me.
Leo said
04:55 PM Apr 10, 2018
A man goes to see a wizard and says: Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?
Wizard: Perhaps..if you can tell me the exact words of the curse..
Man goes replies without any hesitation:"I pronounce you man and wife.."
What you say'n Willis
Edit....forgot to say, like ya new AV Woody. Ya blocked the road though
-- Edited by Dougwe on Tuesday 10th of April 2018 07:45:34 AM
Such womanly sweet regard for his non-productive scalp follicles.

How cute and whimsical would it be too, to reflect that with every tick of the biological clock the number of primordial follicles in the ovary decreases from childhood, eventually rendering her infertile? Like sand through the hourglass, only gathering pace...
Being hirsute myself one should of course be s******ing [a PC policed 'n' word? OK, make that 'snickering'] at other men's misfortune. Just as women who had their children early, or were fortunate enough to be fertile longer, must be laughing uproariously at the childless careerist women who slow as they pass the infants section in David Jones, 'But I never wanted any, so there!' (even funnier!).
Is there a satire emoji anywhere? Or one for sailing close to the wind?
-- Edited by Leo on Tuesday 10th of April 2018 09:35:29 AM
We have a friend that keeps saying to his wife ''you don't look like woman I married''.


He forgets that he had hair back then, but now he's totally bald.
Gday...
There are other attributes that do suffer the passage of time.
Cheers - John
I think it plays an important roll in the beginning but as time rolls on it does not mean much,how you get on with each other is what really matters..
The longer my wife & I have been together, it just keeps getting better. We were complete opposites but nowadays meet in the middle, because I have become more like her & she has become more like me.
Wizard: Perhaps..if you can tell me the exact words of the curse..
Man goes replies without any hesitation:"I pronounce you man and wife.."