I'm a senior citizen who still enjoys admiring the female figure. It all started way back when I was about 9, or 10. I would go with my mum when she went shopping on a Saturday morning.
She would disappear into a shop, and I would sit down on a nearby bench, and watch the passing parade.
In those days, many of the women wore tight jeans, "Pedal Pushers" or form fitting skirts, with below the knee hems. Their tops were tight blouses, or sweaters, and I would swear that their bras had pointed cups!?
Now, 65 years later, I still enjoy admiring the female figure. When venturing into one of those enormous shopping complexes with my lovely partner, J'ax, she will wander off to browse the many shops, leaving me to, watch the passing parade.
On a recent trip to a shopping complex, she said that she had seen me "perving" on some of the women.
Naturally enough I was seriously affronted.
"Sweetheart", I said. "I associate those all those lovely ladies with the same desire I would look at a 1200 cc BMW motorcycle, with all the bells and whistles, or an E type Jaguar. If I had any of the above, what the heck would I do with them!?"
She smiled, saying "You're right there, and you're still very loveable. But now you can buy me lunch!"
Pipes
Dougwe said
08:59 PM Mar 14, 2018
First, I'm sure Mrs Pipes checks out the young blokes
Second, at least you got to enjoy your punishment Pipes
-- Edited by Dougwe on Wednesday 14th of March 2018 09:00:42 PM
Craig1 said
09:41 PM Mar 14, 2018
AAH, Doyley, eat your heart out( it would appear)
Blues Man said
07:01 AM Mar 15, 2018
Well Pipes ,if i had a BMW 1200 ,i recon i would ride the hell out of it.
Leo said
11:26 AM Mar 15, 2018
Men need to be subtle. Fortunately there are women to show men how it is done,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl36ZSky-ZM
Bass said
04:49 PM Mar 15, 2018
Carefull of the BMW 1200 I got pinged doing ( somewhat way over the designated speed limit ) on my 1200, but when I told Mr plod that the speed limiter was asleep on the back, holy heck did he rip into her and let me off...... with just 5k's over,
jules47 said
07:37 PM Mar 15, 2018
This is a good, fun thread - lots of laughs - thanks guys!!!
First, I'm sure Mrs Pipes checks out the young blokes

Second, at least you got to enjoy your punishment Pipes
-- Edited by Dougwe on Wednesday 14th of March 2018 09:00:42 PM
Well Pipes ,if i had a BMW 1200 ,i recon i would ride the hell out of it.



Men need to be subtle. Fortunately there are women to show men how it is done,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl36ZSky-ZM
This is a good, fun thread - lots of laughs - thanks guys!!!