If you say Gday to an Australian Youll put him at his ease. You may be a Pom or an alien, but at least youre not Japanese.
Hell likely ask you to say Fush and Chups. Make him happy, say, Feesh and Cheeps Bare your teeth and stretch your lups Smile then say..three, four, five, seeks.
Deep down all Australians love we Kiwis, but think of the shame if he shows it. Theyre nervous about Sales Tax and Iwis, and any ball when a foreigner throws it.
Dont laugh when he says an H as a Haitch. Dont ask where their granddaddies came from. Dont push into lifts, buy them chardonnay gifts Its still sore from that dreaded leg iron.
An Aussie will never ring you. Hes such a shy and retiring chappie If he likes you hell say. You ring me next week You must do it, keep a Battler happy.
We Kiwis love our Trans-Tasman relations, we prop up their property prices . We eat in pubs and play in their clubs and they hardly ever tell us, Peace orf.
JA2340 said
08:43 PM Mar 10, 2018
So ... when are you mob gonna take Bananaby Choice (oops, Barnaby Joyce) back?
He's worn out his welcome here!
jules47 said
09:42 PM Mar 10, 2018
Love it Vida - and so very true - good friend of mine went back about four years ago - her husband got a job he couldn't refuse - miss her heaps.
Hope your having a great time
Ron-D said
09:21 AM Mar 11, 2018
Why do Kiwis pronounce the the number six as sex that always gives me a chuckle...
Kebbin said
09:30 AM Mar 11, 2018
That reminds me, when is International Freeloader Day anyway or has it gone?
spida said
11:30 AM Mar 11, 2018
Kebbin wrote:
That reminds me, when is International Freeloader Day anyway or has it gone?
I am pretty sure Kiwis cannot get welfare help until they have been here for a couple of years.... so I guess the ones who do come all have jobs
Kebbin said
01:28 PM Mar 11, 2018
Not entirely true, as you no doubt know, those on a protected SCV do not have to wait and probably also those granted permanent residency as well.
JA2340 said
02:33 PM Mar 11, 2018
Kebbin wrote:
Not entirely true, as you no doubt know, those on a protected SCV do not have to wait and probably also those granted permanent residency as well.
And those born here ... just go on to become Deputy PM.
Aussie Doggeral.
If you say Gday to an Australian
Youll put him at his ease.
You may be a Pom or an alien,
but at least youre not Japanese.
Hell likely ask you to say Fush and Chups.
Make him happy, say, Feesh and Cheeps
Bare your teeth and stretch your lups
Smile then say..three, four, five, seeks.
Deep down all Australians love we Kiwis,
but think of the shame if he shows it.
Theyre nervous about Sales Tax and Iwis,
and any ball when a foreigner throws it.
Dont laugh when he says an H as a Haitch.
Dont ask where their granddaddies came from.
Dont push into lifts, buy them chardonnay gifts
Its still sore from that dreaded leg iron.
An Aussie will never ring you.
Hes such a shy and retiring chappie
If he likes you hell say. You ring me next week
You must do it, keep a Battler happy.
We Kiwis love our Trans-Tasman relations,
we prop up their property prices .
We eat in pubs and play in their clubs
and they hardly ever tell us, Peace orf.
He's worn out his welcome here!
Hope your having a great time
Why do Kiwis pronounce the the number six as sex that always gives me a chuckle...
I am pretty sure Kiwis cannot get welfare help until they have been here for a couple of years.... so I guess the ones who do come all have jobs
And those born here ... just go on to become Deputy PM.