How many Dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Possum3 said
03:11 PM Feb 16, 2018
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Rottweiler: Make me!
Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
****er Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark.
Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.
Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs, people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb.
Keith P said
11:53 PM Feb 16, 2018
HUH ?????!!
Cheers Keith
RosieW said
07:40 AM Feb 17, 2018
Very accurate, although we have kelpies. One would put the light bulbs in a circle, and argue with the Australian Shepherd about exactly how round the circle was, or the direction (clockwise/anti-clockwise) to put them down in. the other would join the Doberman in a snooze. The husky would join those two.
iana said
09:34 AM Feb 17, 2018
How many cats to change the light bulb, none, they can see in the dark. Message - tail flick, interpreted, among other things, if you want the light bulb changed, change the stupid thing yourself.
-- Edited by iana on Saturday 17th of February 2018 09:34:40 AM
Kebbin said
12:45 PM Apr 16, 2018
Stick with the day job Possum.
msg said
01:06 PM Apr 16, 2018
Don't know, but you can bet my little fluffy would know how to do it and bully bigger dogs to do it and be the supervisor.
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Rottweiler: Make me!
Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
****er Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark.
Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.
Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs, people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb.
HUH ?????!!
Cheers Keith
How many cats to change the light bulb, none, they can see in the dark. Message - tail flick, interpreted, among other things, if you want the light bulb changed, change the stupid thing yourself.
-- Edited by iana on Saturday 17th of February 2018 09:34:40 AM