His funeral will be delayed several days, because nobody can find the little screwdriver to put together his flatpack coffin.
cheers - John
jules47 said
10:12 PM Feb 5, 2018
Oh John - that is very close to deserving a "corny" reward!
Was funny though - hahahahahaha!!
Desert Dweller said
04:55 AM Feb 6, 2018
rockylizard wrote:
Gday...
VALE the inventor if IKEA furniture.
His funeral will be delayed several days, because nobody can find the little screwdriver to put together his flatpack coffin.
cheers - John
It's called an ALLAN key, his name was ALLAN.
madaboutled said
11:14 AM Feb 6, 2018
Hey John they found the Screwdriver. But, the issue now is the 2 folding shovels. The Irish Grave Digger was told to take his pick.
RustyD said
01:50 PM Feb 6, 2018
It's not the missing tools it's the bits of hardware left over that worry me. Actually got a flat-pack (not IKEA) last week that had an extra zip-lock bag labelled "SPARES".
madaboutled said
07:24 PM Feb 6, 2018
RustyD wrote:
It's not the missing tools it's the bits of hardware left over that worry me. Actually got a flat-pack (not IKEA) last week that had an extra zip-lock bag labelled "SPARES".
It's a well known fact, if you don't have spares after assembly then you've done something wrong. The extra's are provided to ensure you get it right!
Gday...
VALE the inventor if IKEA furniture.
His funeral will be delayed several days, because nobody can find the little screwdriver to put together his flatpack coffin.
cheers - John
Was funny though - hahahahahaha!!
It's called an ALLAN key, his name was ALLAN.
Hey John they found the Screwdriver. But, the issue now is the 2 folding shovels.
The Irish Grave Digger was told to take his pick.
It's a well known fact, if you don't have spares after assembly then you've done something wrong. The extra's are provided to ensure you get it right!