Rules For My Son
1. Never shake a mans hand sitting down.
2. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs aint one.
3. The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Act like youve been there before. Especially in the end zone.
6. Request the late check-out.
7. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
8. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
9. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
10. Dont fill up on bread.
11. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look him in the eye.
12. Dont let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
13. If you need music on the beach, youre missing the point.
14. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
15. You marry the girl, you marry her whole family.
16. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
17. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
18. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
19. Never turn down a breath mint.
20. In a game of HORSE, sometimes a simple free throw will get em.
21. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
22. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
23. Thank a veteran. And then make it up to him.
24. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.
25. Eat lunch with the new kid.
26. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
27. Ask your mom to play. She wont let you win.
28. See it on the big screen.
29. Give credit. Take the blame.
30. Write down your dreams
No, the handkerchief in the right pocket cushions the car keys, the handkerchief in the left pocket is for the wife.
I agree Peter..
Rules For My Son
1. Never shake a mans hand sitting down.
2. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs aint one.
...3. The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Act like youve been there before. Especially in the end zone.
6. Request the late check-out.
7. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
8. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
9. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
10. Dont fill up on bread.
11. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look him in the eye.
12. Dont let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
13. If you need music on the beach, youre missing the point.
14. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
15. You marry the girl, you marry her whole family.
16. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
17. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
18. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
19. Never turn down a breath mint.
20. In a game of HORSE, sometimes a simple free throw will get em.
21. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
22. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
23. Thank a veteran. And then make it up to him.
24. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature.
25. Eat lunch with the new kid.
26. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
27. Ask your mom to play. She wont let you win.
28. See it on the big screen.
29. Give credit. Take the blame.
30. Write down your dreams
Iza
14. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
No, the handkerchief in the right pocket cushions the car keys, the handkerchief in the left pocket is for the wife.
I agree Peter..