I just had a phone call from the federal police , my computer has been hacked by a gang from china, aparently the conduct some criminal activities thru it. If I don't give them access (FP) to it the computer ,they will come and arrest me. I told them that I was ready for them , all I need was my Pj, and tooth brush.Cheers
RustyD said
03:02 PM Jul 11, 2017
Great answer. Did you see what number it came from? I don't answer my landline anymore but my NBN modem records all incoming calls. Get a mixture of blank numbers, real numbers that are no longer active, and what appears to be a dodgy international number (long number starts with 0011).
Dougwe said
04:41 PM Jul 11, 2017
You might have to rethink the PJ's and tooth brush Hans.
PJ legs could be tied together and you could hang someone or yourself and the tooth brush could be sharpened one end and used like a dagger
Bushpie said
06:36 PM Jul 11, 2017
Oi Dougwe, stop giving the bad guys ideas...........its bad enough that they smuggle files in with a cake
Recoup said
08:47 PM Jul 11, 2017
Well 6 hrs later and Iam still at home waiting for them to take me away, had the gas and elect. disconnected ,hmm maybe they come at 3am and knock the door in , cheers
Desert Dweller said
05:42 AM Jul 12, 2017
All you have to do is breath heavily as though you're getting off while talking to them & they hang up on you every time. Works like a charm.
RustyD said
09:31 AM Jul 12, 2017
Desert Dweller wrote:
All you have to do is breath heavily as though you're getting off while talking to them & they hang up on you every time. Works like a charm.
Or about to expire!
Yaketty said
12:36 PM Jul 12, 2017
Our son-in-law says to them, "I'll just get the wife, hold on." Then he puts the phone right next to the radio, tunes in to the crackling noise between stations & turns the volume up fully.
When we get the calls about our 'Windows' having a problem, hubby says, "Great that you've called - I've just taken all the flyscreens off, ready for when you get here."
Woody n Sue said
07:40 PM Jul 12, 2017
I just tell them that's interesting seeing as I only have Apple computers , which is quickly followed by a click and silence
Woody
RustyD said
08:11 PM Jul 12, 2017
I told one person who said he was from Telstra that he'd actually called a internal Telstra help desk. On another occcasion I strung the guy along then said that I've kept him on the line long enough to get a trace done on his call. Both calls ended in a barrage of foul language.
-- Edited by RustyD on Wednesday 12th of July 2017 08:11:50 PM
Aus-Kiwi said
12:51 AM Jul 14, 2017
Had my bank ring me about my account .. She was an Indian lady . Um ! The next day my card didn't work ! Lol it ACTUALLY was my BANK !! Lol I gave the phone to my son who asked what she was wearing ?? Lol Wouldn't want to know ! Wasn't the same lady at my bank when I visited next day.. Ahhh !! . She was Indian too !
-- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Friday 14th of July 2017 12:53:10 AM
RustyD said
02:01 PM Jul 14, 2017
I got a call from an Indian lady last week saying she was from Telstra and could I identify myself to continue the conversation. My reply was that she cold called me and I needed her to identify herself to me. Fortunately she could as she was replying to an NBN connection issue that I was having.
I just had a phone call from the federal police , my computer has been hacked by a gang from china, aparently the conduct some criminal activities thru it. If I don't give them access (FP) to it the computer ,they will come and arrest me. I told them that I was ready for them , all I need was my Pj, and tooth brush.Cheers
You might have to rethink the PJ's and tooth brush Hans.
PJ legs could be tied together and you could hang someone or yourself and the tooth brush could be sharpened one end and used like a dagger
Or about to expire!
When we get the calls about our 'Windows' having a problem, hubby says, "Great that you've called - I've just taken all the flyscreens off, ready for when you get here."
Woody
I told one person who said he was from Telstra that he'd actually called a internal Telstra help desk. On another occcasion I strung the guy along then said that I've kept him on the line long enough to get a trace done on his call. Both calls ended in a barrage of foul language.
-- Edited by RustyD on Wednesday 12th of July 2017 08:11:50 PM
Had my bank ring me about my account .. She was an Indian lady . Um ! The next day my card didn't work ! Lol it ACTUALLY was my BANK !! Lol I gave the phone to my son who asked what she was wearing ?? Lol Wouldn't want to know ! Wasn't the same lady at my bank when I visited next day.. Ahhh !! . She was Indian too !
-- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Friday 14th of July 2017 12:53:10 AM