My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we dont do that kind of thing.' The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' We haven't used that repairman since...
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEAR CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many dears are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE. My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the beeper was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She is a government employee.....
When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.' STAY ALERT! They walk among us, they breed, and they vote.... You now have 2 options... Delete it.. or Send it along to put a smile on someone's face today!. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Aussie Paul.
Swoffer said
11:07 AM Jun 4, 2017
I think this post should be in the Just Joking section .
The forum is going downhill lately with all these funny posts in unfunny sections , lift your game GNs
Bushpie said
11:22 AM Jun 4, 2017
Swoffer wrote:
I think this post should be in the Just Joking section .
The forum is going downhill lately with all these funny posts in unfunny sections , lift your game GNs
Swoffer.......you seem to have plenty of spare time lately.......stop thinking or you may be walking amongst us....
Swoffer said
11:25 AM Jun 4, 2017
Bushpie wrote:
Swoffer wrote:
I think this post should be in the Just Joking section .
The forum is going downhill lately with all these funny posts in unfunny sections , lift your game GNs
Swoffer.......you seem to have plenty of spare time lately.......stop thinking or you may be walking amongst us....
Bush , I'm just trying to set things right , there has been way to much frivolity of late and it just wont do .
rockylizard said
12:02 PM Jun 4, 2017
Swoffer wrote:
Bush , I'm just trying to set things right , there has been way to much frivolity of late and it just wont do .
Gday...
yeah .... too much frivolity ... too much fun .... it could turn out to be contagious .... can ya imagine if EVERYONE had fun ... DAMN how unbearable ... all that damned giglin' and larfin' and smirkin' ...... We'd have ta shut the forum down
Cheers - John
Swoffer said
12:07 PM Jun 4, 2017
rockylizard wrote:
Swoffer wrote:
Bush , I'm just trying to set things right , there has been way to much frivolity of late and it just wont do .
Gday...
yeah .... too much frivolity ... too much fun .... it could turn out to be contagious .... can ya imagine if EVERYONE had fun ... DAMN how unbearable ... all that damned giglin' and larfin' and smirkin' ...... We'd have ta shut the forum down
Cheers - John
Finally , someone gets me .
Bushpie said
11:26 AM Jun 5, 2017
Swoffer wrote:
rockylizard wrote:
Swoffer wrote:
Bush , I'm just trying to set things right , there has been way to much frivolity of late and it just wont do .
Gday...
yeah .... too much frivolity ... too much fun .... it could turn out to be contagious .... can ya imagine if EVERYONE had fun ... DAMN how unbearable ... all that damned giglin' and larfin' and smirkin' ...... We'd have ta shut the forum down
Cheers - John
Finally , someone gets me .
As a matter of interest........I did get it........perhaps you missed it lol
Landfall said
01:04 PM Jun 5, 2017
Bushpie wrote:
Swoffer wrote:
rockylizard wrote:
Swoffer wrote:
Bush , I'm just trying to set things right , there has been way to much frivolity of late and it just wont do .
Gday...
yeah .... too much frivolity ... too much fun .... it could turn out to be contagious .... can ya imagine if EVERYONE had fun ... DAMN how unbearable ... all that damned giglin' and larfin' and smirkin' ...... We'd have ta shut the forum down
Cheers - John
Finally , someone gets me .
As a matter of interest........I did get it........perhaps you missed it lol
Geez, I wish you guys would shut up, I am getting confused
Bushpie said
08:02 PM Jun 5, 2017
Landfall wrote:
Bushpie wrote:
Swoffer wrote:
rockylizard wrote:
Swoffer wrote:
Bush , I'm just trying to set things right , there has been way to much frivolity of late and it just wont do .
Gday...
yeah .... too much frivolity ... too much fun .... it could turn out to be contagious .... can ya imagine if EVERYONE had fun ... DAMN how unbearable ... all that damned giglin' and larfin' and smirkin' ...... We'd have ta shut the forum down
Cheers - John
Finally , someone gets me .
As a matter of interest........I did get it........perhaps you missed it lol
Geez, I wish you guys would shut up, I am getting confused
Sorry landfall........cant have that......its almost as bad as having too fun and frivolity
This could be the end of it .........and your mind will be clear from here on in
Blues Man said
03:53 PM Jun 8, 2017
Bushpie wrote:
Landfall wrote:
Bushpie wrote:
Swoffer wrote:
rockylizard wrote:
Swoffer wrote:
Bush , I'm just trying to set things right , there has been way to much frivolity of late and it just wont do .
Gday...
yeah .... too much frivolity ... too much fun .... it could turn out to be contagious .... can ya imagine if EVERYONE had fun ... DAMN how unbearable ... all that damned giglin' and larfin' and smirkin' ...... We'd have ta shut the forum down
Cheers - John
Finally , someone gets me .
As a matter of interest........I did get it........perhaps you missed it lol
Geez, I wish you guys would shut up, I am getting confused
Sorry landfall........cant have that......its almost as bad as having too fun and frivolity
This could be the end of it .........and your mind will be clear from here on in
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill.
Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we dont do that kind of thing.'
The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the people at MacD's.
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.'
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used that repairman since...
I live in a semi rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEAR CROSSING sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many dears are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE.
My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the beeper was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a government employee.....
When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a
service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us, they breed, and they vote....
You now have 2 options...
Delete it..
or
Send it along to put a smile on someone's face today!.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Aussie Paul.
I think this post should be in the Just Joking section .
The forum is going downhill lately with all these funny posts in unfunny sections , lift your game GNs
Swoffer.......you seem to have plenty of spare time lately.......stop thinking or you may be walking amongst us....
Bush , I'm just trying to set things right , there has been way to much frivolity of late and it just wont do .
Gday...
Cheers - John
Finally , someone gets me .
As a matter of interest........I did get it........perhaps you missed it lol
Geez, I wish you guys would shut up, I am getting confused
Sorry landfall........cant have that......its almost as bad as having too fun and frivolity
This could be the end of it .........and your mind will be clear from here on in